Admit it, you pretty much always draw on your burgers with condiments, don't you?
Cleanup on aisle two!
Have they made icing that tastes like BBQ sauce yet? I think it's time that flavor technologists step up their game.
My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
Now we know what the big ones are called.
But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.
How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!
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