Admit it, you pretty much always draw on your burgers with condiments, don't you?

Cleanup on aisle two!

Have they made icing that tastes like BBQ sauce yet? I think it's time that flavor technologists step up their game.

My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.

Now we know what the big ones are called.

But just imagine the nightmare you encounter with a full bottle that just comes rushing out all at once.

How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!