Contain Your Condiment Pests

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burger,escape,ketchup,mustard,spider,spider web
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Once they get off their web they'll take over. You never know where you'll find them.

Whales Schmales

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caption,chicken,fish,fried,ketchup,lol,snack,whales
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Well if it's made out of fish I might as well eat it.

Hold Still, Baby!

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baby,dad,face,ketchup,lick,spill
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It's a fact, babies' faces are 50 times cleaner than our own.

Catsup

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art,drawing,ketchup,kitty,paper towel
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Who do you think you are? Andy Warhol? Nice doodle, you still need to pay for your meal.

That's Quite Enough of That

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burger,Deconstructed,france,glass,greens,ketchup,layers
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This deconstructed food nonsense has gone quite far enough. Just put some ketchup on your damn burger and put a bun on it. I swear... Some people...

Gotta Be Prepared

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condiments,hot sauce,ketchup,mustard,packets,stockpiling,zombie apocalypse
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Hey man, when the zombies take over you'll be glad to have the calories.

Crystallize Everything!

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condiment,ketchup,salt,seasoning,tomato
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Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.

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