Don't get cheeky with me, mister. I'll bite your face off!
No one ever said a shake absolutely has to be sweet. Spicy, salty, meaty and creamy. Is there any better cool treat?
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Did you hear that Dippin' Dots is going under? Share your favorite happy alien ice cream memories here. Lol no one has happy memories about this crap.
Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.
No one eats this crap for the ice cream, NO ONE.
[Insert poop joke here.]
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