Don't get cheeky with me, mister. I'll bite your face off!
No one ever said a shake absolutely has to be sweet. Spicy, salty, meaty and creamy. Is there any better cool treat?
You wanna nitpick some politics? Get cooking in the Pundit Kitchen!
Did you hear that Dippin' Dots is going under? Share your favorite happy alien ice cream memories here. Lol no one has happy memories about this crap.
Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.
No one eats this crap for the ice cream, NO ONE.
[Insert poop joke here.]