Harley didn't mention my name, I'm crushed! I guess I'll eat five gallons of ice cream.
It's for real, Jack in the Box is trying to kill you. Beware.
Spherical scoops are totally over. Everyone knows a cylinder is more architecturally stable anyway.
Jack Skellington has been hiding in the freezer this whole time. No wonder I kept hearing faint, wistful singing in the kitchen.
You never know where he's going to show up. He's a big dude, but he gets around.
I've never heard of Chunk-n-Chip before but their Dirty Snowflake sandwich with snickerdoodles sandwiching Egg Nogg Bourbon Toffee Ice Cream is making me weak.
I even like licking the melted ice cream off my forearms!