I can't help wondering what this is gonna look like... later.

It's happened. The day is upon us. You can go to BK and get a bacon sundae now. Farewell, waistline.

A lack of self respect isn't worth a little bucket of gummy bears and fruity pebbles.

A popsicle shaped like a gun, flavored with absinthe. Is there anything more unholy?

Can't we think of somewhere else to put it?

Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Calm down, he'll get you a double cone next time.