The Child's Breakfast is so named because it weighs the same as a child.

Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.

Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.

If it fits on the grill, it fits on the menu. Let me order this!!!

Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!

Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.

Going camping? You're going to need a little liquid fire to keep warm. This should do.