Eat That Kid Over There

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Eat That Kid Over There
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The Child's Breakfast is so named because it weighs the same as a child.

You're Gonna Need Some More Friends

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You're Gonna Need Some More Friends
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Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.

You Need More Coffee

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You Need More Coffee
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Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.

ALL THE FOODS

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If it fits on the grill, it fits on the menu. Let me order this!!!

Tower of Power

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Tower of Power
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Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!

The Weekender

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The Weekender
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Going camping? You're going to need a little liquid fire to keep warm. This should do.