The Child's Breakfast is so named because it weighs the same as a child.
Turn your back for five minutes to watch the game and she'll eat all your pizza. I warned you not to invite her, dude.
Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.
If it fits on the grill, it fits on the menu. Let me order this!!!
Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!
Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.
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