Flatberry

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Flatberry
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In his deepest darkest fantasies all he really wanted to be was a doorstop.

Go Big or Go Sober

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Go Big or Go Sober
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I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.

Enjoy the Olympics, Fatties

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Enjoy the Olympics, Fatties
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Just in time for the 2012 summer Olympic games, London has made room for the world's largest McDonald's. Because I'm sure the planet's most elite athletes are fueled by processed greasebombs.

Giant Gummy Snake

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Giant Gummy Snake
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I like to get a good wrestle in before a snack.

I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner

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I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner
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I'm all out of hamburger buns, all I've got are these frozen pizzas. It will have to do.

You Like Meat? I'll Give You Meat!

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You Like Meat? I'll Give You Meat!
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They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.