Best when gifted, rewrapped, to an unsuspecting friend with no tolerance for spicy foods.
I know Sriracha when I see it and this happy little guy is in for a world of pain.
Oatmeal, ice cream bars and baklava are particularly delicious when they're spicier.
Hey man, when the zombies take over you'll be glad to have the calories.
Oh so you put it in your mouth FIRST?
I make it a point to fill my kitchen with products that assure a slow and painful death.
I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.