My two favorite hometown heroes, J&D's and The Oatmeal have teamed up to bring us what promises to be the best snack food EVAR. Hold onto your butts!

I'd dip a grilled cheese in that, no problem!

I gotta look hot for my date tonight.

I carry a big enough purse to stash this for use at restaurants and during muggings!

Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.

Can I get an IV cart?

Sorry about that chip, but how do you think I feel? I'm gonna have to deal with the aftermath of this spicy disaster!