Why Choose?

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Why Choose?
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Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

Texas Rangers' Broomstick Hot Dog

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Texas Rangers' Broomstick Hot Dog
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Opening day means ballpark food. What does your hometown specialize in? Here in Seattle, Safeco field is all about garlic fries and kettle corn!

Introducing the Ikea Dog

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That looks nothing like the nightstand in the pamphlet. I suck at building these things.

Trust in Darwin

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Trust in Darwin
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Walking and eating is a refined skill set. Think carefully before ordering.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?!

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WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?!
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Look what we've done to this planet. We are disgusting.

Come To Papa

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Come To Papa
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Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.

Burger Dog!

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Burger Dog!
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Who says a burger has to be a flat disk? Why not a cylinder?