Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

Opening day means ballpark food. What does your hometown specialize in? Here in Seattle, Safeco field is all about garlic fries and kettle corn!

That looks nothing like the nightstand in the pamphlet. I suck at building these things.

Walking and eating is a refined skill set. Think carefully before ordering.

Look what we've done to this planet. We are disgusting.

Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.

Who says a burger has to be a flat disk? Why not a cylinder?