I'll take one with everything.

Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.

So fresh, and such a precise cut!

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

That's a pig in a blanket alright!

I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.

I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!