If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.
I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?
Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.
Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!
This happens in my backyard all the time. Living next to Jurassic park does have its drawbacks.
So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?
Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.
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