If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?

Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.

Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

This happens in my backyard all the time. Living next to Jurassic park does have its drawbacks.

So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?

Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.