This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!

Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.

Don't eat me! I just woke up!

The horror. The horror.

Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

See more awesome sci-fi at Set Phasers to Lol!

Please, please just put on some clothes before you make breakfast.

Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.