You'll Never Eat Fish Again

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You'll Never Eat Fish Again
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This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!

The Horror, The Horror

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The Horror, The Horror
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Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.

Mixed Message Sci-fi Cake

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Mixed Message Sci-fi Cake
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Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.

See more awesome sci-fi at Set Phasers to Lol!

One Request...

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One Request...
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Please, please just put on some clothes before you make breakfast.

Witness Your Own Death

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Witness Your Own Death
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Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.