So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?
I will cut off a pancake man's hand to get at an Eggo.
It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.
You should get that weird cheesy rash looked at.
Mmmmm, warm cheap beer...
Because yelling "Karate CHOP" when you're making dinner never gets old.
Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.
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