LaCucarachaBob says: "Zombie Day in school. I crafted a zombie hand out of Rice Krispie Treats and vanilla icing."
I'd eat those fingers in a heartbeat!
Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.
Practicing to be the next Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal.
Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.
Don't get it twisted, deaf people love cookies too!
The day my computer can feed me tacos is the day I retire the use of my hands officially.
Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.
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