I have a feeling all that red dye would make my insides as angry as the bird.
So rummy! But with a smack of ham to it!
Warning: Bro swears! Protect your innocent ears!
How disturbing is it that I want to eat her ham tongue?
Oh I get it, you want three sandwiches, but only ham on half of them, right? I can do that.
Now Gramps, you know you need to take your dentures out before you can gum your ham.
I do love having ham-scented hands after a satisfying lunch.
Angry birds made of turkey? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!