God, you're ALWAYS jelly. It's getting old.

I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

Yet with a smack of ham to it!

I'm always looking for new ham delivery systems. Thanks, Lizables!

Great job, marketing team! Way to focus on the youth market!

It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.

I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.