What a Blockhead

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What a Blockhead
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That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.

Choose Carefuly, Young Padawan

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Choose Carefuly, Young Padawan
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Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!

Go Suck a Pickle

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Go Suck a Pickle
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Put it on a stick and someone will gladly put it in their mouth.

I Think You Have Eczema

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I Think You Have Eczema
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Sure lick your own wounds, but I'm not licking them for you.

Zombie Donut

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Zombie Donut
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I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!

Don't Open That in Here!

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Don't Open That in Here!
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Is anyone surprised that a bottle of farts is a noxious green?