That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.
Would you like that burned to charcoal or left out to mold? The choice is yours!
Put it on a stick and someone will gladly put it in their mouth.
Sure lick your own wounds, but I'm not licking them for you.
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
If you have to ask you'll never know.
Is anyone surprised that a bottle of farts is a noxious green?
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