All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!

Now THIS is a drunk kitchen!

Eat him before he can get to your brains!

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Drag me to your delicious chocoaltey depths!

Chewing is sometimes a herculean task. Thank goodness for instant sludge in a packet.

Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.

I support our troops by biting their heads off.