I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.
That's about to be one seriously refreshing lake.
I've been caught. I'm so embarrassed.
Oh, poor banana, you really should have wrapped that baby up tight.
They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.
We need to go deeper. My scurvy is really acting up.
Let me do a little Googling for you here; this cube shaped watermelon is roughly $150 American. Commence freaking out.
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