You aren't even a citrus, that coat looks dumb on you.
Mmmmmmm... mango and mayonnaise, one of the classic burger combos!
Deter pets from furniture, marinate a filet of halibut, temporarily blind your opponents. What CAN'T this magic contraption do?
Your water cures hangovers, your milk makes the best sauces and you're in such high spirits. How DO you do it?
It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.
Stick a sword in me, I'm drunk!
Well maybe his mom loves him at least?