It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!
I'm glad Gromit is made of CHEESE because otherwise I would have had to call shenanigans.
I'm going straight for the eyes.
They ARE more than delicious! They're also WRONG!
Oh dear I'm so sorry to interrupt your bath! Pardon me, I'll leave you to your milk soak.
I'm more concerned with the fact that this man can't read numbers or move a decimal place than the price of the melons.
Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.
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