I'm glad Oscar isn't made of actual garbage.
Stop playing with your food and just eat it.
I gotta teach more of my produce how to perform. Then I can have a dinner theater party!
I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!
Is the crust stuffed with hallucinogenic mushrooms? Because that's the only way to really send this pie over the top.
Awww, my fruit deflated!
Don't go trying to eat your juice boxes now!
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