Any place that spells "shop" with extra letters is too good for your pedestrian, iced, old-fashioned cake rounds.

Quite.

Too bad football season is over, these wings are just waiting to piss off your friends at a party.

This is what we should get for our birthdays at Cheez HQ if we've been good.

You've got a little gold leaf in your teeth there, bro.

You can convince drunk people of nearly anything, including the myth that there is enough booze in these eight shots to get any kind of buzz from.