Whatever, bird. I'm gonna smear your face up so good.
A bag of oats, twigs and crunchy dried berries does not deserve such an exclamation.
The novelty of food that lights up will never fade.
I just want to spray the place down with red wine and vulgarities before I tuck in for a nice meal.
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I'm always disappointed when my fancy sushi isn't properly dressed for the occasion.
My breakfast just got a whole lot more literary.
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