Whatever, bird. I'm gonna smear your face up so good.
A bag of oats, twigs and crunchy dried berries does not deserve such an exclamation.
The novelty of food that lights up will never fade.
I just want to spray the place down with red wine and vulgarities before I tuck in for a nice meal.
You like lots and lots of sugar? Then you'll LOVE this secret menu of how to add more sugar to your drink!
I'm always disappointed when my fancy sushi isn't properly dressed for the occasion.
My breakfast just got a whole lot more literary.
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