I will do your bidding. What would you have of me, oh my lord?
They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.
I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?
I'm not sure that's enough coffee for a real night owl.
You better derp that before it all melts!
Stop trying to get a peek up my bacon!
I just can't take it when I get to the end of my drink and there's still one dude floating there just staring at me.
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