I will do your bidding. What would you have of me, oh my lord?

They understand that your choices are difficult, just buy them all.

I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?

I'm not sure that's enough coffee for a real night owl.

You better derp that before it all melts!

Stop trying to get a peek up my bacon!

I just can't take it when I get to the end of my drink and there's still one dude floating there just staring at me.