Edible Eyes

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Edible Eyes
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Admit it, you just want to see the fear in the eyes of your food as you devour it.

I'll Never Eat Again

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I'll Never Eat Again
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Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

Tonight's Special: Nightmares

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Tonight's Special: Nightmares
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Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.

I Can See Forever

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I Can See Forever
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Man, whatever you gave me is really kicking into high gear now.

One Request...

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One Request...
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Please, please just put on some clothes before you make breakfast.

Sleep Tight

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Sleep Tight
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How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!