Admit it, you just want to see the fear in the eyes of your food as you devour it.
I WILL bite back.
Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.
Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.
Man, whatever you gave me is really kicking into high gear now.
Please, please just put on some clothes before you make breakfast.
How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!
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