The Horror of Being Alive

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eggs,face,horror,pan,scream
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Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.

Damn, Foiled Again

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contains egg,eggs,ingredients,shocker
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I keep trying to fool my roommate who hates eggs into thinking they are chocolate. Egg manufacturers, you think of EVERYTHING!

GOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLL!

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balls,eggs,kicker balls,mystery,snack
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There are balls for kicking, balls for eating and this mystery jar of eggs? Cheese? What on earth IS that?

Get Back in Your Pokeballs!

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characters,decorated,dyed,eggs,Pokémon
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Fraternizing like that, you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Hilarious Eggs

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eggs,face,lol,Rage Comics,totally looks like
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Everything went better than expected.

It's a Moustache World

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cooking,eggs,mold,moustache,shape
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If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.

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