Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.

I keep trying to fool my roommate who hates eggs into thinking they are chocolate. Egg manufacturers, you think of EVERYTHING!

There are balls for kicking, balls for eating and this mystery jar of eggs? Cheese? What on earth IS that?

Maybe it's just me, but bacon should never jiggle.

Fraternizing like that, you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Everything went better than expected.

If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.