My brunch shirt has lots of give. More room for mimosas!
No, not the sardonic Wuthering Heights character, the cartoon cat who eats fish bones. That's the extent of my cultural learning.
Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!
Best give it to him.
Ron Swanson is not messing around with the bacon and eggs.
Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?
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