You think it burns now, just wait a couple hours!
That fake bacon is far from hardcore, I revoke the title!
Say it in a language he can understand.
Time for the cold cut garnish on your nasty egg clock to stop staring at me.
Nothing is as delicious as an egg sandwich. Don't argue. I'm right.
Come on guys, on the inside we're all the same. Let's be a little more tolerant. Don't crack.
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