My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.

Wait, parts of him got away! This is a terrible egg trap.

I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

Never miss an opportunity to discuss conception.

The meds won't repair the damage done by ingesting so many plastic googly eyes.

The trick to getting an egg to scramble inside it's shell is nothing more complicated than an old pair of stockings! Learn how it works at the link below. Magic!

Perhaps you'd like to try a nice Jawa fricassee?