When you're craving something specific, there's only one place to go.

I carry eggs around just in case I come across a super-heated steam vent. You never know when you'll need a snack.

You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

I'd like to slap a few slices of ham between a couple of these, dip it in batter, deep fry it and cover it in cheese sauce. Yeah that should do it.

The bacon foothills look especially appetizing this time of day.

Because the largest obstacle I face in the kitchen is cracking an egg. My hands clearly weren't designed for such a task.

I know that feel sister. I just hope you got your purse out of the way first.