Sure, Water...

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Sure, Water...
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Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.

Go Big or Go Sober

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Go Big or Go Sober
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I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.

Holy Consecrated Kool Aid

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Holy Consecrated Kool Aid
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Drink of my blood, child, and be filled with the glory of my presence.

Undead Freshness

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Undead Freshness
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Never be caught without a backup bloodbag.

GPOY as a Cat Edition

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GPOY as a Cat Edition View Fullscreen
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Just give that cat blue hair and it's literally a portrait of me.

Thirst Extinguisher

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Thirst Extinguisher
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Because forcing liquid down my throat through a rubber tube is exactly what I'm looking for when I'm thirsty.

Mojit-WHOA

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Mojit-WHOA
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Yep, that's about the size of my hangover the day after the big game. The beers, they just kept diving down my throat.