Just drink me quick and put me out of my misery, I don't deserve to live!

Hey man, too much of anything will kill ya.

Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!

JUST LIKE MY FAMILY!!!

Sure you can draw a bunny on my coffee, but can you make it taste like rabbit?

Do you honestly to expect me to just pick it up with my hands? I'm certain that's against union regulations.