Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.

There is So Much Pun going on!

I want them to color the entire inside of the box black so i can huff the marker fumes before eating my pizza.

ICWUDT

Brewking also gives you the ability to play Pokemon for days on end!

I don't know if you want to eat all that ink, but the sentiment sure is sweet!

I want to see Pizza Hut start hiring based on artistic ability so we can get some impressive box art coming through.

Aw guys, you make me blush! Oh wait, that's the strawberries.