Whatever, bird. I'm gonna smear your face up so good.

Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.

Well if you're lucky he'll protect you from vampires so you may as well share.

Flawless logic! And now I'm hungry.

There's never a time that we don't all need a pizza delivery guy.

Please please please Lady Gaga open a chain of coffee shops that only makes drinks with purple foam and metal shards sticking out of them!

I had a Tinnitus by peach once and it was totally worth the endless ringing in my ears.