I will hug you and love you and squeeze you and eat your head!

Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.

I don't know about you guys, but when I was a kid my mom couldn't get enough of the crazy shapes you could make out of a single sheet cake.

You didn't use a question mark, this is an odd statement.

I would never leave this candy store. I would be too busy coloring on the walls.

I would eat Spam every day if it looked this adorable.

Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.