It's like you can see right into my future and the salmonella I'll be suffering from.
Cold food + hot radiator = cooking.
Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.
This place is all about personalized service. Will they also hard boil me a few children?
BECAUSE REASONS. LEAVE ME ALONE.
That's a sharp record, I can see it really blowing up around dinner time.
Yet with a smack of ham to it!
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