Faster faster faster! You can do it!
There is literally nothing you can't make from a frozen pizza.
Oh come on, it's only a little fire! And look how easy it will be to put out when it's already in the tub!
I carry eggs around just in case I come across a super-heated steam vent. You never know when you'll need a snack.
Reminds me of my favorite game as a kid: Hungry Hungry Fire. I got put in a group home for playing it too many times.
Cats on low carb diets are such jerks.
Considering all I do when I go camping is sit around and drink beer, this breakfast is some serious overkill. But you don't see me complaining.
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