Who needs a stable relationship when you can have snacks amirite?

If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

I say we all boycott Zhannahz (cool palindrome, bro!) until they stop discriminating against my only friends!

Because the largest obstacle I face in the kitchen is cracking an egg. My hands clearly weren't designed for such a task.

Gold is worthless when you've got the munchies or the playoffs are on.

I'll take mine with a side of manly yowling.

I keep seeing the Burger King logo but the jury's still out on what they're actually trying to sell me here.