Romantic Vacations are For Suckers

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Who needs a stable relationship when you can have snacks amirite?

Never Forget

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If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

Why You Gotta Hate on Invisibles?

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I say we all boycott Zhannahz (cool palindrome, bro!) until they stop discriminating against my only friends!

My Kind of DIY

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Gold is worthless when you've got the munchies or the playoffs are on.

Who Wants Pizaaaaaaaaaa?

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I'll take mine with a side of manly yowling.

BRB Heading to Russia for a Whopper

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I keep seeing the Burger King logo but the jury's still out on what they're actually trying to sell me here.

Nothing New Under the Sun

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Anything look familiar? And we thought the Japanese invented this stuff in the 21st century!