Juicy Fruit

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Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.

Dark Side of the Fruit

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I don't know if I feel Pink Floyd doing a banana commercial but I do know I'm hungry.

That's a Spicy Burger

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This commercial is about drive-in movies, right? No? Shoes? I'm confused.

Acting For Dinner

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No joke, I would watch a half hour show of this.

Britney Brought You a Snack

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I wish my bodyguards would lighten up and eat candy and dance with me, they're so damned stern all the time.

Hawaii Five-0 Product Placement

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You interrupted an episode of a remake I didn't even know existed for a Subway commercial? If I even knew what channel this was on I'd feign outrage!