Chocolate Chip Nightmares

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I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!

Just Don't Get Sand in Your Chips

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Does anyone have that drummer's contact info? He's got promise!

O U Funny Huh?

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Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!

It's Mayonnaise, I Swear

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I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!

Sexy Flavor Saver

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It's wise to be topless when eating a Carl's Jr. burger just in case.

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