I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.
It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.
Face the wrath of the Hostess Ding Dong!
Just don't mistake them for the real thing. Otherwise you're gonna chip a few teeth and some lucky deer is about to get a high-velocity snack.
As long as SOMETHING is dipped in chocolate, I'm not picky.
Real, melted chocolate cocoa is like a drug. I'm jonesing just watching this gif.
Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.