Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!

Jreeming Jragonz says: "Me and my brother used to love having this cake for our birthdays when we were kids. This year we decided to bring it back. It was just as delicious as I remembered!"

Scan your brain, print it out in chocolate, and eat your own brains as a snack. Zombie in training!

I've heard he's a real sweet guy.

Keep it wrapped, boys!

Chocolate with the added benefit of burning your sinuses from the inside out!