Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
It's a crisis, every day! Send me three cases of these, stat!
Jreeming Jragonz says: "Me and my brother used to love having this cake for our birthdays when we were kids. This year we decided to bring it back. It was just as delicious as I remembered!"
Scan your brain, print it out in chocolate, and eat your own brains as a snack. Zombie in training!
I've heard he's a real sweet guy.
Keep it wrapped, boys!
Chocolate with the added benefit of burning your sinuses from the inside out!
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