Secret Sweet Tooth

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Secret Sweet Tooth
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I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.

Happiest Day!

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Happiest Day!
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It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.

Edible Shotgun Shells

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Edible Shotgun Shells
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Just don't mistake them for the real thing. Otherwise you're gonna chip a few teeth and some lucky deer is about to get a high-velocity snack.

One End is as Good as Another

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One End is as Good as Another
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As long as SOMETHING is dipped in chocolate, I'm not picky.

I'll Stop the World and Melt With You

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Real, melted chocolate cocoa is like a drug. I'm jonesing just watching this gif.

Open Faced Shame

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Open Faced Shame
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Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.