I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!
Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!
I ran out of cheese, my life is just awful.
The order is what really counts.
I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!
Send me all the cheese kits please! I'm turning my apartment into a cheese cave!
I'd make out with me wearing this.
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