I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!

Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!

I ran out of cheese, my life is just awful.

The order is what really counts.

I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!

Send me all the cheese kits please! I'm turning my apartment into a cheese cave!

I'd make out with me wearing this.